A couple of nights ago, I was acting like I didn't know who anyone else was, when I was talking to my five year-old son. After he explained to me who he was, he went on to explain to me who my husband is. He told me that Keith is my guy. I asked him what Keith looks like. He said that he is bald.
I said, "Are you kidding? I married a bald person?"
He said, "He wasn't bald when you married him. He had hair when you dated him and when you married him. Then he went on a mission and all his hair popped out."
We are members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. My husband went on a mission when he was 19. His hair started falling out while he was on his mission. We were not married, I didn't even know him yet. I met him when he was 26 and I was 27. He was bald then. I found it amusing what my five year-old's idea was about when we got married.
I wish I could remember other funny things the children have said. I need to start writing them down!